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Badger’s loves Twitter, the little micro-blogging tool is very simple, yet very clever*.
After catching up with some of Badger’s Buddies, we happened to notice that ‘Chuck Norris’ was the 5th highest trending topics – it’s his 70th birthday…
So in a bid to get good ol’ Mr Norris a little higher we asked you to complete the sentence “If Chuck Norris was driving in a Grand Prix…” and blimey, what a fantastic spread of responses – some of our favourites:
- …he wouldn’t need to protest to the stewards, they would just give in to him! – RubberGoat
- …he would change all 4 tyres in less than 2.6 seconds and refuel the car for fun! – Parkinsr
- …he’d win the race in free practice. – EmLah
- …he’d be hanging out the cockpit attaching limpet mines to the other cars wheels at 200mph! – JoeMaule
- …Michael Schumacher would be the one being driven off the road. – CiaranBodenham
- …there would be 3 tyre compounds, soft, hard and Chuck Norris. – flatin6th
- …his race fuel would be the tears of other drivers. – LookingSpiffy
- …teams would no longer build chassis from carbon fibre. They would use Chuck’s Beard. – RunoffArea
- …he would overtake himself – ipopic
- …he would lap Luca Badoer every 30 seconds – EnigmaF1
- …his steering wheel would be made from nunchucks – matthawthorne
If you have a good one, join the conversation on Twitter or join the Badger’s own Social Network – It’s called The Sett (of course) or use the comments below!
*on re-reading this, maybe Twitter powered Chuck Norris jokes aren’t clever…a great time waster though…
If chuck norris was driving in a grand prix he wouldn’t need an engine.
he wouldn’t need a car at all…
chuck norris doesnt race around circuits, the circuits race around him
The car’s livery is simply a picture of Chuck Norris sitting in the cockpit. It always wins concours.
He doesn’t need to steer, he’s got his beard to do that.
When his car pits, there are no jacks, he just stands up and lifts the car.
Never mind,, Chuck Norris doesn’t need to pit,, EVER.
Even in rain races at night when the race is canceled, Chuck still drives.
One time, Chuck qualified on pole in Monaco,, while he was still asleep.
In 2008 Chuck Norris powered the plane with his team’s cars and gear to all the fly-away races with a tiny bit of his angst.
Pole position, Zero emissions, Thousands dead.
Chuck and I share a birthday too!
Well happy birthday for the other day then Fred!
Excellent contributions there and may I say, welcome back to Badger – haven’t seen one of your witty comments around for a while… you should join our social network : http://www.f1badger.com/activity/ and enjoy more badger banter!
Overtaking is NEVER a problem for Chuck Norris. All the other cars stay out of his way.
Pole position will be renamed Chuck Norris’ Point.
Chuck Norris = All the downforce you’ll ever need.
Once when Chuck Norris was attending a grandprix, he roundhouse-kick-started a car and the car won … with an empty fuel tank.